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Trapped here for a minimum of 3 years...
Dobby's Personal Guard - Recently Graduated
UWA gave these people a sock! They are free house elves
Old Guard - Graduated for 3+ years
Almost definitely not communists
Starmans and Lady Stardusts - Graduated for 5+ years
The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
S Club 7 - Graduated for 7+ years
S Club 7 are an English pop group from London created by former Spice Girls manager Simon Fuller.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS THE COUNCIL OF SHADOWS. EVERYTHING IS FINE
Technically they're called dropouts, but let's be real here.